1. kawaiigod:

    girl: he cheated on me

    me: then break up with him

    girl: but-

    me: bye

    (Source: zootedboy, via eclecticpandas)

  2. prestonhymas:


    my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.


    (via lude-jaw)

  3. televisionacad:

    Orange is the New Black actresses Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling strike a pose on the #Emmys red carpet

    (via jajatheunwise)

  4. ksg-loves-dci:





    “Be as weird as possible running onto the field”

    Never not reblog.

    I feel like the guy on tenors was the designated driver.

    Nah he probably just couldn’t be that weird cause they’re heavy

    Your logic is unwanted here.

    (Source: littlegracenote, via the-absolute-best-posts)

  5. (Source: trans-par-en-cy, via paranoid)

  6. (Source: marissannb, via sillyuno)

  7. asfa-riyaz:

    "Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

    - Imam Ali (a)

    Everything you love is here

    (Source: kristina-neumann, via lovequotesrus)

  8. I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

    (Source: donnermaysilee, via asian)

    • me:   instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
  9. australiansanta:

    i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

    (via stand)

    "For me, help him. Go on. And don’t be afraid."

    (Source: thedoctordances, via doctorwhoblog)

  10. almostdeadonarrival:

    john talking about starting a pit // ventura, ca

    • Me:   you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
    • Me:   *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
  11. charlienight:

    pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

    (Source: punkassbookjockeys, via megafawnas)